And We're Back!

So the Lafferty's have been crazy busy with work, school, graduate school, holiday's, and preparing for baby brother.  I decided yesterday that between now and when brother is born in May, I will post daily funnies.  Here are a few from recent days to get us caught up:

• Mallory is taking a nap and so is BJ.  I'm not at home.  After two hours BJ wakes up and goes to check on Mallory who is still asleep.  She has on no pants and no pullup (nudity).  He ask where her pullup is.  She says it's dirty.  She says it's in the trash.  She had woken up, opened her door, gone to the bathroom, taken her pullup off and thrown it away, gone back to her room, closed her door, and gone back to sleep.  He was oblivious.  True story.

• Song lyrics: "Ba ba black sheep have you any wool, yes sir, yes sir, bean bags full...one for the little girl who lives down the drain."

• As indpendence mode heightens, I am told to NOT do more and more things. Such as, "Momma, you no say 'meow meow' and 'roar' and 'ribbit ribbit.'  This is followed by her making these sounds.  I am not permitted to play along.

• Apparently tigers say "roar," bears say "roar," and lions say "roar."  See the difference?

• Sometimes when you are not quite 2 1/2, you insist on getting your hair styled a certain way.  Sometimes it's a French braid, sometimes it is flat ironed straight.